Eden jokes

The Belgium international praised the form of his Spanish teammate in his debut season at Stamford Bridge. Eden Hazard joked his Chelsea teammate Alvaro Morata needs to learn to score goals with his feet as well as his head after he bagged his third of the season this weekend. His goal was the third of its kind this season, as Morata maintained his per cent record of only scoring for Chelsea with his head. Speaking about the striker after the game, Hazard joked: "Like you saw, I saw he is a good player, I saw that he scores a lot with his head He can score everytime. When he scores, we win the game so I think he is good.

Kevin De Bruyne jokes about Eden Hazard’s move to Real Madrid with Chelsea set to confirm transfer

Adam & Eve Jokes - Religious Jokes

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Sex, seduction, and the perfect marriage. Though it may not have been the intent of Genesis , the biblical first couple has been used for generations to sell consumable goods and strange ideologies--both salacious and holy--to willing western masses. And, Linda Schearing and Valarie Ziegler argue, Adam and Eve have become archetypal figures for secular and religious society alike as they are transplanted from their ancient garden to a more modern Eden, often with eyebrow-raising consequences.
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand. What's the difference between Adam and Eve and everyone else? If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, What would she do for a Klondike bar? Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first.
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